You know you're the mother of a toddler when....
--You feel you're throwing away more food than your child eats (unless you eat the scraps)
--You've become so blase about freakouts that your motto is "Another day, another tantrum"
--Naptime is indeed the new happy hour
--You often think Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde had nothing on your child
--This morning's perfect hair twist is this afternoon's tangled, loose, ratty knot
--You hear "NO!" so much that you are thinking of teaching your child a different language altogether. Maybe Russian. Does nyet sound better than no?
What else would you add?!
--You've become so blase about freakouts that your motto is "Another day, another tantrum"
--Naptime is indeed the new happy hour
--You often think Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde had nothing on your child
--This morning's perfect hair twist is this afternoon's tangled, loose, ratty knot
--You hear "NO!" so much that you are thinking of teaching your child a different language altogether. Maybe Russian. Does nyet sound better than no?
What else would you add?!
Labels: everything and nothing, kids, parenthood, tantrums
posted by Holly at 2:32 PM
5 Comments:
Your living room looks like a hurricane aftermath.
Goldfish and crackers are a food group on their own.
hehe, great idea for a post :) Oh how I can relate!
A-men to all of that. But naptime being the new happy hour just OUGHT to be a blog name!
all those and, your new best friend is the cashier who gives out the balloons at the grocery store!
Oh my goodness....you just wrote "You know you're the mother of a teen when..."!!!
Cassandra, I've heard teens and toddlers have a lot in common!
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