Happy Thanksgiving! Now shop around the clock

The super-mega-almost-outlet mall a few towns away is going to open at 11:59 pm tonight and be open all night, all day the next day, and close at 9:30 pm on Black Friday.

The mall will be open for almost 22 hours straight.

Now, I know this mall is a tourist attraction.

But does it have power-nap cots in those out-of-the-way corners?

Will they have paramedics standing by for the die-hards who actually do show up and shop all night long? (Just in case.)

Will the Starbucks be open during that time to provide required caffeination?

Are all the fire extinguishers ready to cool down any overused credit cards?

If you're going to shop all night and all day, these are things to think about. Oh, and you also might want to bring along a designated driver -- someone who's not shopping.

Happy Thanksgiving!