The pregnancy pillow bakery
Husband: So you're using your pregnancy pillow a lot now, huh?
Me: This? No, it's just a regular body pillow. From last time, when we were expecting the Man-cub.
Husband: So what's a pregnancy pillow, then? Is that the thing that looks like a bagel? Or is it more like a croissant?
Me: A croissant?
Husband: Yeah, like the Man-cub's Boppy.
Me: Um. I guess that's shaped like a croissant. But not really. I think the pregnancy pillow looks more like a brioche.
Me: Or wait, maybe a weird bialy.
Husband: Brioche? Bialy? Now you're just making stuff up. Let's just call it a donut and be done with it.
Me: Whatever, but I'm still sleeping with my, um, eclair.
Me: This? No, it's just a regular body pillow. From last time, when we were expecting the Man-cub.
Husband: So what's a pregnancy pillow, then? Is that the thing that looks like a bagel? Or is it more like a croissant?
Me: A croissant?
Husband: Yeah, like the Man-cub's Boppy.
Me: Um. I guess that's shaped like a croissant. But not really. I think the pregnancy pillow looks more like a brioche.
Me: Or wait, maybe a weird bialy.
Husband: Brioche? Bialy? Now you're just making stuff up. Let's just call it a donut and be done with it.
Me: Whatever, but I'm still sleeping with my, um, eclair.
Labels: babymaking, Food and eating, sleep, the dad crazies, the mom crazies
posted by Holly at 7:12 AM
13 Comments:
I cannot get comfortable these days! No matter how I arrange the pillows!
I miss my body pillow ... I am using a lot of pillows and they shift.
hehe on the convo ... there are a lot of funky pillows out there!
Which one do you recommend for groovy old peri-menopausal ladies with sore muscles from overtraining?
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caught the title of your blog somewhere else.. some other blog.. they are begining to melt together like a Jackson Pollock mural these days.. good but in an odd sort of "what was he thinking" kind of way. But I digress. I stopped by because the name of your blog was intresting. Spit coffee out my nose (I don't reccomend this, it is not pleasant) laughing at this pillow talk. Here I thought for years that ment something entirely diffrent, HA! I still grab my zepolli every now and then when the old Olympic Gold meadist in baby birthin' back injury acts up. Thanks for the giggles~!
I miss my pregnancy pillow. Not enough to get pregnant again, but, man, was it comfortable.
Ha, after that conversation I suddenly have a hankering for baked goods and a nap (with a body pillow of course).
Snort! I love it!
So funny!
I was almost strangled by my maternity pillow (not really, but it took some getting used to):
http://www.empress-m.com/2008/01/attacked-by-my-maternity-pillow.html
LOL! An Eclair does sound the most delicious :) I haven't been in the market for these pillows in a long time. And oh MY have they evolved!
I will refrain from saying what the last one resembles ;)
Very funny! I use my boppy now for back support sometimes when my when it acts up.
No matter what tasty name you give it, none of them really work. My husband used to call my wall of pillows the great wall of china.
Oh, I had a curvy pillow that I LOVED so much! It was a life saver!
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