Top 10 signs you've been pregnant too long

10. At your doctor's office, they're talking about inducing you. But it was the janitor in the elevator who suggested it first after taking one look at you.

9. You won't be held accountable if you happen to punch the next person who says to you, "You don't look comfy," or "Are you sure it's not triplets?" (Both said to me in the past week.)

8. Family and friends who were once interested and excited in your upcoming birth are bored with you and have now moved on to talking about Jon and Kate.

7. Even your husband is no longer interested in helping you out with that #1 method of getting labor going ....

6. Braxton-Hicks contractions no longer phase you, and you wonder in the back of your mind if you'll glaze over real-labor contractions too and be surprised when the baby arrives while you're eating breakfast one morning.

5. You are considering charging your baby rent. You could take it out of his or her future allowance.

4. When you hear a friend's neighbor had her baby two weeks early, you scoff, "Showoff! Overachiever!"

3. When people politely ask how you're doing, you tell them you feel you're going to burst -- and they believe you and take five steps backward.

2. You feel sorry for yourself and drown your sorrows in a glass of milk.

1. Your toddler son gets confused when you show him a real baby -- and it's not in your belly.

After all my boasting about how I just knew this baby was going to come early like I just knew my son was going to be late (and he was -- a whole week late), this child is showing s/he is either a procrastinator or another little obstinate, strong-willed child like the Man-cub.

And all I can say is Oy.

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