Weekend by numbers: Party animals
This is how we roll in southern Florida. Have to start the gator education early.
1: Real owl.
1: Not-real-but-really-tasty owl.
It wasn't my idea, but I improved upon the original by making it from scratch and not using any yucky petroleum-based food dye or preservatives.
1: King snake favored by the Man-cub.
24: Cupcakes left uneaten by guests.
40: Party guests young and
120: Minutes I crashed dead to the world after we got home.